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There's just a few of us at the
moment (but we're growing) - Howard, Jon and Andy are the
core of FloorTen, all living in London and between the ages of 10
and 100. We're doing everything ourselves from the script to the
theme to the incidentals and FX to the acting. I can't pretend
any of us have any training in acting or anything. We don't. But
then it can't be any worse than Slipback now, can it?
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Andy (Doctor Spice):
Bearing absolutely no similarity to the good Doctor at all, Andy
was our natural choice to play everyone's favourite maverick Timelord.
He still resents it to this day, much preferring to do dalek
voices. Andy's startling portrayal of the Doctor as a clueless blundering
fool has aroused praise and admiration from all corners of the globe. |
Howard (Davros Spice)
FloorTen is Howard's twisted, fanatical and disproportionate reaction to all the terrible
new-style Dr Who that has appeared since it came off our TV sets - an
experiment that seems to have grown rather out of control!
He maintains the website, records the music, edits the episodes together and prefers playing baddies.
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Jon (Adric Spice):
Part-time Adric in our pilot (he drew the short straw) and co-writer of our first
main story Jubilee. Jon enjoys nothing more of an evening than
discussing Doctor Who, whilest sipping on a bitter wearing his
cloth-cap and with his favourite whippet (K9) by his side.
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Damian (Master Spice):
Damian played the Cyber-leader in Jubilee. His evil beard and slightly
receding hairline more than qualify him to portray The Master in
our next story. Damian's hobbies include laughing at everyone he knows and
disliking Kate Orman's books. |
Dan (Brigadier Spice):
Being in charge of UNIT is an awesome responsibility and one which Dan takes
lightly. His cameo appearance as a Norfolk bumpkin in Jubilee has offended
farmers across the country and been heralded by The Times as "good".
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Sarah (Manic Spice):
Sarah agreed to play Romana III in Jubilee, not realising what she was letting
herself in for. When not playing a Time Lady she plays the Manic Street Preachers.
A lot. |
Phil (Moira Stewart Spice):
Phil is our erstwhile brummie newsreader in Jubilee. Rumours have it he makes all
the news stories up from his own weather station in his bedroom.
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Craig, Matt and George (Mixed Spices):
Craig, Matt and George have filled in as workmen, ticket inspectors, policemen, secretaries and other
assorted characters. Their versatile vocal talents have also been used on The
Simpsons, South Park and Songs of Praise. |